Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I did NOT sit and watch my cat shred a Subway sandwich wrapper and make a huge mess because it was funny. Surely I wouldn’t allow him to make a mess when I could have just taken it away. NOT me!
I did NOT ask the husband to go to WalMart and get me SlimFast bars for lunch since we were out, only to totally change my mind and beg for Subway. Nope, surely I am NOT that crazy and demanding!
I am NOT scared to death about possibly substitute teaching for the first time tomorrow. Nope, NOT me! I am always calm, cool, and collected, and would NEVER be intimidated by the idea of a bunch of little kids!
I did NOT just freak out and have a mini panic attack when I found out that the Canon support website said it hadn’t received my camera I shipped off last week. I do NOT treat that thing like a child and have separation anxiety. I am also NOT so in love with how that camera works that I am too much of a snob to use my back up xTi for a session. NOT me!
I did NOT get a teeeensy bit envious of all the beautiful blog layouts and headers and backgrounds on the “Not me! Mondays” list, and wish that I could have a trendy background. NOT me, I would NEVER want to risk my branding for the sake of being cute 
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I do NOT get super stressed out every night as soon as my head hits the pillow, thinking about all the things that I need to do that haven’t been done. I do NOT wait until bedtime to freak out about unanswered emails, Facebook posts, etc. I also did NOT get up at like 3 am to write on the Facebook walls of my godparents from California because I felt so guilty about not responding to them yet. NOT me. I ALWAYS answer emails on time, and NEVER worry that I am losing business due to my NOT procrastinating.
Well, that was certainly NOT therapeutic. NO way. And I certainly do NOT hope that NOT ME Mondays catch on in the photography blog-o-sphere because I do NOT enjoy reading them so much!
Happy Monday everyone! I hope you all have a wonderful week! And, we reached 10,000 hits on the blog this weekend! Thank you all so much for being so wonderful